Today is the due day la! But YY....

呼喚睿睿！

睿睿！妳作為一個BB，要守時先得架！今日已經係預產期啦！妳唔好再懶豬仔要出來架啦！雖然妳係細粒，但係都唔好掛住增肥唔願出來先得架wor！爹地好掛住妳啊！我地來講下數啦！拿！今日等我食完飯妳就準備好架啦！如果係陣痛先，我就即刻去沖涼洗頭，如果穿水見紅呢，就只可洗頭，然後會即刻帶走佬袋搭的士！妳記住啊！痛六個鐘好啦！多個八個鐘就要同妳打抗生素針架啦！媽咪寧願自己打兩針都盡量唔想妳打呀！妳都唔想痛架麻！睿睿呀！妳要乖乖聽話呀！